joe royal 6:46 Sat Jun 4
My local vicar.
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Likes a DRINK. Gets pissed up in the prince and goes up the Muslim book shop in goodmayes and tries to convert the locals.
Wakes up in hospital.
Now this.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3624120/CofE-vicar-shouted-m-Vatican-f-ed-police-arrested-biting-spitting-paramedic-downing-three-bottles-wine.html
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
Far Cough
6:49 Sat Jun 4
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Yeah I saw that, fooking drunk Ilford vicars
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joe royal
6:50 Sat Jun 4
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Did you recognise him?
He is a big unit, as tall as me and a bit wider.
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Mr Polite
6:52 Sat Jun 4
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Why can't they just stick to fucking kids?
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joe royal
6:54 Sat Jun 4
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Because he is not a catholic?
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Far Cough
6:56 Sat Jun 4
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No I don't know him, is he from that church on Ilford high road?
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joe royal
7:06 Sat Jun 4
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Yea. Corner of Buckingham rd .
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WHOicidal Maniac
7:08 Sat Jun 4
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Why did he announce that the Vatican sent him if he aint Catholic?
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Northern Sold
7:09 Sat Jun 4
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Our local vicar had a withered hand... when he married us all I could do during the ceremony was look at the freaking thing...
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Far Cough
7:16 Sat Jun 4
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Sold, was your vicar, Jeremy Beadle then?
I bet that was a game for a laugh
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Nurse Ratched
7:27 Sat Jun 4
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This story made me laugh.
Paramedics tend to have good stories, but "I was bitten by an angry, pissed-up vicar" is a peach.
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Hermit Road
7:30 Sat Jun 4
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"I'm from The Vatican. I've got diplomatic immunity"
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bruuuno
7:30 Sat Jun 4
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Northern Sold 7:09 Sat Jun 4
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That's no way to talk about mrs sold
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Tomshardware
7:33 Sat Jun 4
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"I'm going to fuck you up" hahaha
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Northern Sold
7:42 Sat Jun 4
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Ha Ha Ha Ha.... I like that bruuuno.... you just brought me out of my ali-melancolic day
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Nurse Ratched
7:42 Sat Jun 4
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The fact that he was wearing his funny little outfit at the time makes it even better. Do the proddy vicars wear hats to show how important they are? I like to think he had on an important hat.
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Far Cough
7:43 Sat Jun 4
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Nah, proddy vicars don't, they're not pretentious
*Cough
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Nurse Ratched
7:46 Sat Jun 4
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Should have swung his metal smoke-bomb-on-a-chain at dem babylon.
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Northern Sold
7:46 Sat Jun 4
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Remember after pre season football training one year we all hit a pub in a local village (ashingdon) I ended up getting pissed with the local vicar who was drinking in there... we had a glorious conversation for a couple of hours regarding creation and the like... I think I almost turned him... nice fella
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charleyfarley
7:54 Sat Jun 4
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They shouldn't sack him, need more like him somebody who can take confession and when the confessee tells him that he got pissed laid into the old bill, he will have a very good understanding.
I like the cut of his jib
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joe royal
8:22 Sat Jun 4
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Nurse Ratched 7:42 Sat Jun 4
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I did ask him why he wore his collar to the pub one day
"I am never off duty"
I asked him to say a prayer for West Ham V Spurs one game.
"No , I support Bolton. Wanderers.
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